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Short Merry Christmas Sayings About Santa
Santa is the most popular hoax of the age. ~MARTIN F. CLOUGH
Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood. ~Cate Kennedy
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes. ~MAUD LINDSAY
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. ~Jimmy Fallon
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. - Herbert Hoover
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. ~Joe Nichols
Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material worship. ~MILTON ROKEACH
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! ~Francis Pharcellus Church
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town. ~HAVEN GILLESPIE
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. ~Bart Simpson
Christmas Santa Quotes for Whatsapp Status
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. ~Jimmy Fallon
I believe Santa is so jolly because of all the beer we leave out for him.
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. ~Henry Louis Mencken
Santa is on his way, with his reindeers and his sleigh to give you a gift for Christmas Day
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.
Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is sposed to be a happy time. ~Bil Keane
Dear Santa, I have tried, honestly I have, but you know, that nice list just isn't as much fun as the naughty list is...
That disappointing moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper and handwriting as your parents.
Please Santa, I've been good all year... Most of the time... Sometimes... Ok, Don't worry I'll buy my own Christmas presents.
Funny Christmas Quotes For Santa
Dear Santa : I would like a new body for Christmas, this one is broken.
Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty, does that count for anything?
My letter to Santa starts something like this: Dear Santa, My sister did it..
Santa won't be coming this year... He died laughing when you said you'd been a good girl.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~George Carlin
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my own Island so I don't have to deal with any stupid people.
A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.
I hope Santa leaves me a skinny body and a fat wallet, not the other way around like it was last year.
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..
